jagermeister

jagermeister
1. (Jagermeister) (767↑, 55↓)
Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a [German] bitter [liqueur] that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.

2. (jagermeister) (582↑, 99↓)
a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.

its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.

3. (jagermeister) (396↑, 95↓)
Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

4. (jagermeister) (409↑, 232↓)
Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.

I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.

5. (jagermeister) (209↑, 67↓)
Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with [chronic]. If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a [jager bomb].

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister. Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

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6. (Jagermeister) (166↑, 34↓)
(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

7. (jagermeister) (155↑, 33↓)
an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your ass, drink at your own risk

I was hammered off that jagermeister

8. (jagermeister) (62↑, 10↓)
1. Truth serum. 2. Snitch revealer. 3. Emotion releaser.

Mickel'el drank half the bottle of Jagermeister then he almost killed his mama.

9. (jagermeister) (46↑, 16↓)
Truth serum. Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering.

We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin. After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.

10. (jagermeister) (38↑, 8↓)
a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots

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11. (Jagermeister) (29↑, 12↓)
the best damn booze on the planet. Tastes great even late, and fucks you up the next day. Here Here to [Jager] Cheer\!

I drank a bottle of Jagermeister last night, Damn i was fucked up the next day, puked till 4 o'clock\!

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12. (jagermeister) (4↑, 5↓)
A little guy cumming on your face.

The jagermeister I had last night was amazing.

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13. (jagermeister) (40↑, 54↓)
A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory\!

You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.

14. (jagermeister) (32↑, 58↓)
Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat. Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)

American: I love jagermeister. Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.

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15. (jagermeister) (32↑, 71↓)
Popular booze.

"I shot a few Jagermeister's and then left the party."

16. (jagermeister) (38↑, 97↓)
a.k.a. "liquid asshole" for its ability to turn ordinary people into giant pricks.

Dude, I wanted to kill [John Kerry] last night. He was being a bigger dick than usual thanks to the liquid asshole.

17. (jagermeister) (4↑, 81↓)
Great alcohol, but unfortunately doesn't get you drunk for shit.

Last week I had a 350ml bottle of jagermeister and i was still sober, I got pissed

18. (Jagermeister) (12↑, 128↓)
Jagermeister is actually a German LIQOUR not a Liqeur It is imported from germany where they add carmel coloring. It is often mixed with stag blood in Germany the original color of Jagermeister is Clear. Commonly in the US mixed with either RedBull or Beer. also see [jager]

When I went to Germany I had Jagermeister that tasted nothing like the american version.

19. (jagermeister) (41↑, 205↓)
German liquor that tastes like black licorice flavored cough syrup. It's seriously cheap, nasty tasting stuff that will make your mouth taste like someone took a huge dump in it the morning after. I'm not sure who actually drinks it other than frat guys.

Mix a shot of Jager with a can of Red Bull to make a jagerbomb. The stimulant effects of the Red Bull delay the effects of the ethanol, allowing you to drink more and become extremely drunk without initially realizing it. It also helps mask the stank ass taste of the Jager.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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